Now you can follow along with our story! Week to week, day to day, minute to minute! You can’t handle the excitement! OK, you probably can.. I mean, it’s a blog. Just kidding, I wanted to lighten the mood for a minute, but it can’t be done. How awesome is this blog? See if you can find another blog that is this awesome, go ahead and try. NOPE. You can’t. There isn’t one. This is the top, this is the pinnacle, the summit of awesome.
Go ahead and delete your other bookmarks, they’re useless now. This is literally the only link you’ll ever need, ever again.
You’re welcome America, and you’re welcome, Earth.
OK then. Let’s begin!